George Bush actually caused hurricane Katrina. Well, not so much caused it but at least empowered it by planting underwater heaters beneath the Gulf of Mexico to make sure any hurricane that was there would definitely become a cat5 storm that would hit New Orleans.
Why would George Bush be against New Orleans?
Obviously because New Orleans voted 77% for Kerry. For sure he'd be mad at them and want to spite them. He could have, for instance, NOT put billions of dollars into the war with Iraq, and instead built a super flood protection center for the poor. Then they would be safe. But no, because George Bush hates poor people and everyone knows that poor people vote for Democrats. So Bush had to destroy them.
He's also a dirty capitalist who supports businesses who are in the business of greenhouse gas production. Because only greedy corporations create greenhouse gasses. Certainly not volcanoes or even super rich liberal movie stars and greedy musicians like the Bono who only use giant SUV's and planes with ozone friendly exhausts.
On second thought I probably shouldn't blame the underwater heaters on Bush because I read somewhere that was Karl Rove's idea. Of course Karl is Bush's right hand man so he's probably just as guilty. Hmmmm.
It's just too bad John Kerry isn't president because there is just no way he would have let the hurricane happen, let alone destroy New Orleans. Because Jon Kerry loves the black people!
Also, thanks to a tip from my ultra-liberal (and therefore intelligent) Mother, I now have information that proves that George Bush assassinated William Rehnquist so that he could appoint one of his own evil neo-con judges of doom! OF DOOM I TELL YOU!
Now to complete my anti-republican post I will post the mandatory liberal pictures of George Bush.
HE HAS THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT PEOPLES ON HIM!
HE'S A NAZI BECAUSE HE BELIEVES IN THINGS LIKE NATIONAL SOCIALISM AND BANNING GUNS!
LOOK AT THE THAT TERRIBLE MUSTACHE! LOOK AT IT, IT'S HIDEOUS!
SEE, HE'S A TERRORIST, BUT HE'S FIGHTING A WAR AGAINST TERROR! DON'T YOU SEE THE IRONY? DON'T YOU SEE IT?
JUST LOOK AT HIM, DO THOSE LOOK LIKE PRESIDENTIAL EARS TO YOU? I THINK NOT!
IMPEACH HIM NOW!